FAQ

I’ve been receiving a lot of the same questions over and over about my website. Here I can address them in a more general way but still hopefully help to answer your questions.

• What is this site/place/thing? Who are you?
  This is a combination of a personal weblog and a paysite. My name is Joodie and I will be your captain for this flight.
• How do I join your website?
  You will need to use my payment page via CCBill. You can pay via check, credit card, or using your phone number. I accept Visa, Mastercard, JCB and Discover. American Express is not available at this point.
• How can I get in contact with you?
  Email is most preferred. My address is joodie@postlapsaria.net. I also have AIM (elektricbeatsex), Yahoo (elektricbeatsex, MSN (dirtyheat@hotmail.com) and ICQ (459726593). Keep in mind that while I may appear online I may not be available for public chatting. I get several messages when logging on and I cannot personally respond to all of them.
• Can I have a free trial membership?
  No, sorry. A trial option is not offered at this point. I suggest you subcribe to my blog and get a feel for the type of girl I am if you are wondering whether or not to join. Also, keep reading to hear more about what’s inside the VIP area.
• Why haven’t you responded to my myspace message, comment, or email?
  To put it simply, I have a large amount of incoming correspondence every day. I do my best to organize and prioritize conversations. Your message may not have needed a response in my opinion, but you may think otherwise. It’s hard to tell sometimes if people want me to personally address them or not. Also, my inbox is flooded with a variety of messages and they take priority over any social networking site inbox.
• Can I have your phone number (to text or call you)?
  Unfortunately, due to security risks I do not make my phone number available to the public. However, if you are a member of my website you will have access to an email address that directs your messages straight to my phone. Wherever I am. Which is very similar to a text!
• What will I get as a member? AKA: What will I see?
  My members area is not pornographic. It is a solo girl website. (As in no hardcore stuff anywhere.) Also, I never show any pink (read: my vagina). This is probably the most common misconception people arrive at my site with. If you’re a visitor from MTV, they left things vague. But my member’s area consists of risque and provocative imagery (photos and videos) of me in lingerie, outfits, topless, dancing, etc. Also, do not offer to pay extra to see all my bits, your request will be ignored. For more details, check out the free tour.
• What if I’m just interested in you and your blog?
  That’s totally fine. You don’t need to apologize for not joining or being a member! (A surprising number of people feel the need to do this.) I really love to blog and interact with all my visitors. Whether you’re paying for extra content or simply following my life in the simple blog format, you are most welcomed to my site! In fact, some members do not read my blog at all. I do occasionally post updates/messages directed towards my members in an average blog post (but I keep it short and note it, so you can skip right by).
• Are private chats included in the monthly membership fee?
  No, a private chat must be requested personally. My guidelines are within the member forum area. But, group chats are constantly on schedule for my members. It is simply me talking with several people instead of one-on-one, with my webcam turned on, etc. So you can take advantage of those as great ways to get to chat with me more personally and instantly!
• How do I start a website like yours?
  I have created a special page for this specific question. Find it here!

Have another question that you do not see answered here? Email me and I’ll post my response to this page if it will help other visitors!