Silly Sunday

Random Sunday Memes, because I didn’t feel like writing coherent paragraphs. First up, word associations, by Unconscience Mutterings.

Alarm :: clock
Guest :: house
Worm :: fishing
Puppies :: soft
Honor :: duty
No! :: Pow!
Stomach :: ulcer
Counter :: top
Waffles :: pancakes
Plates :: china

Next up, Snakie Sunday. How old is your oldest friendship?

My longest (though strained) friendship would have to be with my friend Steffie. I don’t see her much anymore… actually I haven’t seen her since summer. But I have known her since elementary school. I don’t really remember when we met exactly, but she was around my friends and then just became one of mine. I’ll guess 5th grade maybe. And I’m 20 now so… I don’t know how long that would make the friendship. I do wish I was a better friend and had a more exciting life to share, but sometimes I just feel like a bummer to some people and I figure they have more fun without me. Still, she’s a very kind girl, and though a little silly, she has never once hurt me or stabbed me in the back or been a complete flake. I can’t say that much about anyone else.

And just for good measure a long past due TMI Tuesday (just because I liked the questions.)

1. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your life? 6.
1a. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your sex life? 0. I have none.
2. What is the easiest way for you to reach orgasm? Watching porn alone in my bed on my laptop, in the dark, under the covers with some sort of vibe. It is actually the one and only way I orgasm. Sad.
3. what are 3 inevitable things about you? Inevitable? Well I won’t like something you feed me (I’m seriously picky). We will watch a movie together. And I will be late for something.
4. What is your favorite sexual position? (yes you have to narrow it to one) Doggy I think.
4a. What is you least favorite sexual position? 69. Definitely. No.
5. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex? Arms, hair, and hands.
6. Would you rather have your significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.] Have sex with someone else. I think…
7. When you have a “toe-curling” orgasm, do your does curl up, or down? I’ve never really paid attention but I think I just stiffen them apart kinda. Or point them straight out.
8. Name three words that:
a) get you excited Princess? I’m not sure really…
b) make you squirm toe, needle, childbirth
c) make you laugh queef. Damn this is hard I don’t know. Words don’t make me feel much. Actions do.

Bonus (as in optional): What is you most embarrassing sexual moment? Being unaware I had agreed for a tit-for-tat oral sex deal. I got mine. He didn’t. Awkward!